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I

There's No “I” in Beam


Is there an i-word for behind?
No English ones that I can find.

But look abroad, and that’s where you
might get your hands on one or two.

Say you’ve queried someone Basque.
“A good i-word for butt? you ask.

Of course we have! You’ll never see
a finer ass than ‘ipurdi.’

Then up walks a Zulu speaker.
Ipurdi? That’s a real squeaker.

A Zulu booty’s best—no duh!
That Basque can kiss my izinqe.”