A F T,  B U M P E R,  C A N


Grandmother’s Trunk*

Find the hidden butts in grandma’s boot

In grandma’s trunk, I found a braying ass,
I found a baby booty made of brass,
and I found a tin can.

I found a recipe for sailor’s duff,
a defensive end—“I do NOT play rough!”—
and his most fervent fan:

Fanny. I found an exercise for glutes,
two canned hams, and three bandicoots
named Jacksie, Jill and Jess.

I can’t remember any more. This game’s bunk
’cause grandma keeps too much junk in the trunk.
She’s gotta’ clean this mess.