Find the hidden butts in grandma’s boot
In grandma’s trunk, I found a braying ass,
I found a baby booty made of brass,
and I found a tin can.
I found a recipe for sailor’s duff,
a defensive end—“I do NOT play rough!”—
and his most fervent fan:
Fanny. I found an exercise for glutes,
two canned hams, and three bandicoots
named Jacksie, Jill and Jess.
I can’t remember any more. This game’s bunk
’cause grandma keeps too much junk in the trunk.
She’s gotta’ clean this mess.