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Ode to The Urban Dictionary


What would I do without the Urban Dic-
tionary? It has made my search for syn-
onyms of “butt” much less hairy. A prick
of the site’s surface and up sprouts “onion,”
a fundament so fine that tears will lick
your face. A prime patoot. A butt bar none.

And they show you how to use it: “Damn Alas!
You see the onion on that bitch sweet young lass?”