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Fender Bender


Dear readers, I pray that all these words
For the realm whence issue turds

Do not thee disgust nor umbrage give.
For, like nose or mouth, all who live

Possess such a place, thereon to sit
And from which to rid themselves of shit.

Hence I pray be not offended.
’Tis a fundamental truth: We’re all rear-ended.

fender bender