I’ve pain in my wazoo
entre nous, buckaroo.
What can the cat man do?
’Twould be a succès fou—
play the didgeridoo!
I’ve pain in my wazoo
so let’s just eat fondue,
perhaps a rat ragout.
What can the cat man do—
abduct our neighbor's gnu?
Crow cock-a-doodle-doo?
I’ve pain in my wazoo.
Let’s plan a rendezvous.
We’ll take the dog man too.
What can the cat man do?
A promising debut—
but I must say adieu.
I’ve pain in my wazoo.
What can the cat man do?
gnu (wildebeest)