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Wazoo Billet-Doux

I’ve pain in my wazoo
    entre nous, buckaroo.
What can the cat man do?

’Twould be a succès fou—
    play the didgeridoo!
I’ve pain in my wazoo

so let’s just eat fondue,
    perhaps a rat ragout.
What can the cat man do—

abduct our neighbor's gnu?
    Crow cock-a-doodle-doo?
I’ve pain in my wazoo.

Let’s plan a rendezvous.
    We’ll take the dog man too.
What can the cat man do?

A promising debut—
    but I must say adieu.
I’ve pain in my wazoo.
What can the cat man do?

                 gnu (wildebeest)