Is there an i-word for behind?
No English ones that I can find.
But look abroad, and that’s where you
might get your hands on one or two.
Say you’ve queried someone Basque.
“A good i-word for butt? you ask.
Of course we have! You’ll never see
a finer ass than ‘ipurdi.’ ”
Then up walks a Zulu speaker.
“‘Ipurdi’? That’s a real squeaker.
A Zulu booty’s best—no duh!
That Basque can kiss my izinqe.”